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Wee Little Brandi & Pathetic Pollyanna

4/13/23

having fun in italy???

i hope you are! and i hope you are continuing your daily meditation and worship of the ultimate goddess, queen kitty ♥
since you were graciously allowed to cum on your own this week, you will wait until the weekend to be permitted the privilege again. queen kitty will be having a hair appointment on saturday evening, and you are granted the privilege of paying for ANYTHING she wants to do to her hair!
to celebrate this privilege, you will have a bit of homework....

before saturday evening, you must write a new list of reasons why kitty is the penultimate goddess of femininity. if you complete this list with ten fully developed reasons in paragraph form, you are permitted to jerk and cum to a recorded countdown video on saturday night. you must also edge AT LEAST 3 TIMES BEFORE THEN, keeping kitty in the loop on your progress. make sure to check in after every edge and provide video evidence that you've done your training. if all is completed to kitty's standards, you are free to squirt as you please on saturday evening!

GOOD LUCK LOSER! perhaps some cum passes are in your future...

3/13/23

welcome back to the loser zone!

today is a very special day, as the queen has finally returned to her castle and is settling in for a fantastic year of being 30 years old! aren't you excited for this glo-up?
since you've already done chores for me today, you are free to cum at your leisure as a reward for being such a subservient little worm as well as a patient and vigilant one. however, you must keep updated on the wishlists to the right of this page, as they'll be dusted off and updated frequently nowadays.

you will also notice a new feature of this site to your left, at the top of the column. this is your new cum schedule! check back and make requests as needed to ensure a proper training of your pathetic, simpering little boner.

well hello there....

check out the new CUM PASSES you've earned by being so patient with me during my rough time!!! ♥
i appreciate you my little worm

feel free to check out my wishlist updates in case you'd like to spend today (;

KITTY'S BIRTHDAY LIST!!!!!!!

ruffhaus - watermelon harness (small)
ruffhaus - watermelon leash
anna nicole jeans - size 26
guess jeans
herbal cigs

JANUARY 5, 2022

BRANDI'S EMPLOYEE EVALTUATION MEETING

Looks like you've got a big meeting coming up with the boss, and she's NOT happy...

NOVEMBER 17, 2021

CUMDAY EVE!

Well well well…once again, Brandi finds himself in competition. A glutton for punishment, he has taken a challenge to play a special drinking game with his Queen. The rules will be revealed on Thursday, but for now, here are some special tips to prepare...

1. DRESS IN YOUR MOST COMPETETIVE GEAR. CLOTHING WILL BE INVOLVED!

2. Gather your drink of choice.
You may choose wine, champagne, etc. - but you will be rewarded greatly depending on the intensity of your beverage.
Think about what makes you drink quick and drunk fast, and reap the benefits of your bravery!!!!

If you decide to drink wine etc., get a glass and pick a good one...
you might have to kick it up to a big size to outdrink the Queen!!!
If you wish to take shots, get a nice shotglass. And lastly...
GET YOUR TOAST TOGETHER!!!!!

That's all you need to know for now. As for your instructions…
Edge at LEAST 15 minutes this evening- break up the time however you choose.

Now is also the perfect time to reveal a new bond that you will share with your Queen...
SHARED NEIMAN MARCUS ACCOUNT!

Not only will you be able to see a list of things I like, but a massive collection of my favorite designers.
You will be able to favorite items yourself for my perusal,
so that I can approve of them before you purchase!!!!
And lastly, you will be able to add a payment method in case youd like to send me on a shopping spree sometime.



Check back later for your CUM PASS INFORMATION and some bonus things…..

xoxoxoxo

OCTOBER 30, 2021

YOU GOT TRICKED....TIME FOR A TREAT!!!

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....last night's swindle was absolutely fantastic. i know you've had a boner for the entire day, and it's not going away unless i let you finally blow your loser load all over your little baby pants.

now once you've paid your $200 fee to SAM'S PAYPAL, you may watch and follow ALL the instructions in the following video!!!

will it finally be your CumdAyyyy???.....hmmmm..
only time will tell.......
HAPPY JERKING!

OCTOBER 29, 2021

BRANDI BUYS THE HONEYMOON!

as you know, i've recently renewed my vows of love and marriage to a REAL man.....your second master, king sam (:
however, i never did get the honeymoon of my dreams...not the first time i was married, and certainly not this time. instead, we got to hang out in the HOSPITAL. how terribly unfair, isn't it? your queen deserves MUCH better. ): ): ):

the good news is you can help make things right by sending $250 to SAM'S PAYPAL right now!
if you decide to contribute to your queen's lovely retreat, you are granted permission to watch (and jerk to) the following video- of QUEEN KITTY modeling her FABULOUS new outfit!!!!!!
tantalizing, isn't it????

HAPPY JERKING!

OCTOBER 21, 2021

BRANDI'S SPECIAL TAROT READING

this video is extra special, as it's only fully watchable IF you're listening closely on the phone....
as your video begins, watch the pendulum and allow yourself to fall into a deep state of relaxation. trust in your goddess Kitty; know that her wisdom is omniscient and ever present in your lonely, pathetic life.

when each card is pulled, you will see the number on the card and pay that amount x $10. kitty will add the amounts to reveal your total sum at the end of your session. however, you WILL be given opportunities to change your fate....so pay close attention...

OCTOBER 3, 2021

BRANDI'S BIG CHEER!

today is a very special day- instead of being DRAGGED TO PIECES, you're actually going to have someone CHEERING YOU ON (for once)!!!!!!!

SEPTEMBER 20, 2021

BRANDI'S FIRST ONLINE CHALLENGE

today is the first day with your new website, and i can only imagine how sore and swollen your pathetic balls must feel. to the left, you've got a gallery of your OWN embarrassing photos to look at. to the right, you've got a list of links to allllll of my wishlists. now you'll be able to keep up with my demands at your leisure, rather than trying to guess what i want...
since your queen has put soooo much work into creating this fantastic website JUST for you, there won't be any new photos or videos today. instead, we're going to revisit a classic video- one of my best, honestly. the video is embedded below, but before you watch, you must stop....so once you've paid, you can hit play......and then FULLSCREEN!